You've never had an escort before?
No problem. There's a first time for everything and I can explain it in simple terms.

You are lonely? It happens to everyone. You want some companionship? You call us. Why should you go down to a bar or club and waste all that time being rejected and putting up with the games. Just get down to business. We hate it, too! We hate going to the clubs and standing around looking stupid -- drinking too much and getting a hangover. We both go home unfulfilled.

Let's just cut to the chase. Everyone will go home satisfied and you can still have time to catch something good on T.V.

So, once you have decided that you want to try one of us "escorts"...take a look at the pictures on the website and find the type that suits you. No reason to be shy about it. You might as well have a second choice in mind in case the first choice isn't available. If you are really shy, you don't really have to pick up a phone. Just use the appointment form.

In any case, you can call "at the last minute" ...or you can plan ahead and tell us when our "date" will be. We do very much look forward to it...we pick out a nice outfit, fix our hair...a little perfume behind the neck. Ok, so we enjoy our work a little bit and we swap stories a little bit, but we won't be doing this forever, you know?

So, now once you have called us (or used the booking form) we have your name and a phone number to call you back. We will call you within the hour before the appointment and get directions from you. Now, sometimes us coming to see you isn't very convenient for you -- in which case, you need an "incall" -- you see us in our hotel room. Simple enough.

When we first see you, we will ask for I.D. to make sure you aren't a psycho killer. This is very important. Now, you can even make us more happy and relaxed if you can show us multiple proofs that you are who you say you are. The more I.D. the better. Don't worry, we don't keep records of your I.D. -- we just spot check it and match the signature. That's all.

Now we collect our fee and call another friend so that they know we are "ok". After we spend our wonderful time together, we call our friend again on our way out. Rest assured that we are very discreet, polite and we aim to please.

I think you'll find that you'll be glad that you made that call.